![]() ![]() NC (voiceover): The first Batman film was released in 1989 under the direction of then-newcomer, Tim Burton. (Footage of the other Batman movies is shown) However, before I review it, let's take a look at the declining history of these Batman movies. ![]() NC: So as you can tell, I am NOT looking forward to reviewing this stinker. Prisoner: NO! NO, PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! (Some dialogue is translated with superimposed words saying "Show him Batman & Robin ") NC (voiceover): And in the remotest parts of Southeast Asia, it is still considered the number one preferred form of execution. (Cut to footage from Kentucky Fried Movie ) NC (voiceover): We are talking about a movie that's so bad, that lawyers are actually making reasonable arguments that their clients' crime may be horrible, but at least they didn't make Batman & Robin. (The Batman & Robin title screen plays, followed by footage of the movie and other things to illustrate his points) I am, of course, talking about the indescribable terror that is Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin. A bowel-blockage from which nothing of any value can possibly be removed! What is said to be one of the worst films of ALL TIME.
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